Messenger nonsense

Rew has obviously been hunting through his message archive today, as he came up with the following little chestnuts. These are some examples of the intelligence me and Rew (or Rew and I to you English teachers) share in our daily Messenger conversations:

the_most_to_gain (4:18:33 PM): barrington
the_most_to_gain (4:18:41 PM): are you still celebrating hannukah?
rewster81 (4:18:41 PM): from maid marion?
rewster81 (4:18:45 PM): yes
the_most_to_gain (4:18:46 PM): yes
the_most_to_gain (4:18:53 PM): why?
rewster81 (4:18:55 PM): danny john-jules
the_most_to_gain (4:19:02 PM): what about him?
rewster81 (4:19:09 PM): played barringotn
the_most_to_gain (4:19:09 PM): dreadlocks
rewster81 (4:19:13 PM): barrington
the_most_to_gain (4:19:16 PM): he was black then
rewster81 (4:19:18 PM): yes

rewster81 (5:02:18 PM): yeah, least he wont gay me up with his mini skirt
the_most_to_gain (5:06:10 PM): lol#
the_most_to_gain (5:06:14 PM): did he keep it?
rewster81 (5:06:24 PM): i gather
rewster81 (5:06:29 PM): rosebuds
rewster81 (5:06:31 PM): while i may

the_most_to_gain (10:26:02 AM): the new series of little britain starts tonight innit?
rewster81 (10:26:11 AM): on BBC3
the_most_to_gain (10:26:16 AM): is it?
the_most_to_gain (10:26:17 AM): ah
the_most_to_gain (10:26:19 AM): oh
the_most_to_gain (10:26:30 AM): well not for you then hehe
the_most_to_gain (10:26:39 AM): unless you watch it at keefymadoodles
rewster81 (10:27:16 AM): no, he doesn't like it
the_most_to_gain (10:27:21 AM): oh
the_most_to_gain (10:59:40 AM): why?
rewster81 (10:59:48 AM): why what?
rewster81 (10:59:51 AM): sorry, closed the window
the_most_to_gain (10:59:58 AM): you shouldnt
the_most_to_gain (11:00:03 AM): i'm important
rewster81 (11:00:04 AM): it gets in my way sometimes
the_most_to_gain (11:00:19 AM): oh-ah
rewster81 (11:00:26 AM): anyway
rewster81 (11:00:29 AM): why what?
the_most_to_gain (11:00:52 AM): why doesn't he like it?
rewster81 (11:01:24 AM): who like what now?

the_most_to_gain (12:06:12 PM): woozum
rewster81 (12:06:17 PM): what?
the_most_to_gain (12:06:26 PM): sment
rewster81 (12:06:27 PM): the rain?
the_most_to_gain (12:06:42 PM): chref
rewster81 (12:06:55 PM): napapa

the_most_to_gain (12:07:26 PM): blimey
the_most_to_gain (12:07:27 PM): wet rain
rewster81 (12:07:40 PM): yeah, makes a change from the hot dry stuff
rewster81 (12:08:14 PM): fuck chips, its arsing it down